Ember is my cat. My cat is a happy stoned kitty. The happy stoned kitty came home from the vet yesterday from being declawed (*grrs at that part*) and spaid. The happy stoned kitty can't really walk normally, in fact, she waddles. The happy stoned kitty is very affectionate right now, and the happy stoned kitty likes to be stoned. The happy stoned kitty gets her pick me up every 6 hours, another new dose of her happiness is due pretty soon. My happy stoned kitty has glue on her paws and a shaved tummy where they cut out her womb. My happy stoned kitty falls over sideways when trying to lay down, not laying down like normal kitties do, but literally plops on her side. The happy stoned kitty is oh so tired, and falls asleep all the time. You have to love my happy stoned kitty, my happy stoned kitty is a sweetie and is really pretty, except for the glued paws and the stitches on her tummy. My happy stoned kitty is just that, happy, stoned and MINE!!!